Yes, I have put most of those 92, 537 miles on myself in the last 5 years. And, yes, I have really averaged 28 MPH the entire time. For those of you without a calculator handy, that comes out to just over 3,304 hours in my car, or a little over 137 days! I would complain, but I know people have spent more time than that on life rafts, and I'm pretty sure they didn't have McDonald's, air conditioning, or (mostly mediocre) radio stations to break up the trip. Besides, when you are meandering along at 28 MPH, you have time to look at things like this:
You also have time to ponder things like: How did they get the ocean so flat?